Joe Davies

Team: Athletico Excelsior   |  Position: Unknown  |  Age:  32 years old

Previous Teams Played For: Moston and Collyhurst All Stars, Manchester Boys, Steatham Warriors, Terrys Carpets and C&G Electrical.

Honours Won: Manchester Schools Cup, Cadburys Invitational, Inter Schools Cup, National Schools Cup, South West London B League Winners Medal and South West London A League Winners Medal

Best Attributes: Read the game well, have decent finishing ability, good at finding space and writing match reports (although apparently long winded)

Worst Attributes: Strength on the ball, lack of fitness and habitual drinker and smoker

Best Moment(s) as a Player: Scoring a hat trick in front of Alex Ferguson for Manchester Boys against Didsbury Juniors at the age of 13.

Worst Moment(s) as a Player: Having cramp in both legs after a training session and not being able to move. Although the boys laughed at the time it felt like my legs had total control over the rest of my body and were never going to stop spasming.

Boots Worn: Puma X

Team Supported: Manchester United

Favourite Shirt Number: 14

Superstitions: Dont take off your hoodie too quick as a sub you may end up being linesman.

Pro Player Most Like: In my younger days Javier Hernandez now Jabba The Hut if Star Wars villains played football.

Favourite Pro Player: Lionel Messi

Pro Player Disliked Most: Joey ‘ASBO’ Barton

Favourite Female: Angelina Jolie